Huge Surprise: The Email Investigation into Hillary Clinton to close with Absolutely NO Charges

After investigating Hillary Clinton’s personal emails for what felt like¬†forever, the Department of Justice has come up with literally nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. Therefor there will be no charges against the Democratic nominee.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch made the announcement on Wednesday proclaiming, “The thorough, year-long investigation be closed and that no charges be brought against any individuals within the scope of the investigation.”

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This has just been the latest in frivolous investigations into the former Secretary of State that always come up empty handed. Back in the 1990s, Hillary was investigated in what became known as “Travelgate,” which involved the firing of several employees in the White House travel office. This investigation also came up with zilch.

We have to ask: when will everyone just leave Hillary alone?

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